SUPERLIST 2008: Jessica Simpson, aka "Yoko Romo"
Jessica Simpson, aka "Yoko Romo"
Monday Hangover SuperList
Class of 2007-2008
Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, much like past Cowboys QBs, have their notable achilles heels. Troy Aikman was concussion prone, Drew Bledsoe was interception prone, and Quincy Carter was on crack. Tony's talent and charming looks garner the attention of popular female singers that ultimately lead to his demise on the football field.
Case in point from last year when Romo was dating country singer Carrie Underwood. While the relationship didn't last long, it lead to the infamous field goal mishandle by him and a quick exit against Seattle in the 2007 playoffs.
That was nothing compared to the soulcrushing experience of Jessica Simpson.
Romo and Simpson had started dating around November 2007 with Dallas as the top team in the NFC. Romo was also the starting QB for the Ridgeway Rockets, the fantasy football team of Monday Hangover co-writer Greg Reedy. Reedy's team found a way to make it to the championship game of his league and a potential payoff with knee-high trophy.
It was on Week 15, Dallas against Philadelphia, where Simpson was in the stands to root on her boy toy QB:
First let's note that she is wearing a pink sports jersey. While not across the board, a pink sports jersey is a marketing success but a fan displeasure. It's been documented of my hatred of pink sports jerseys, and it's fitting that this outfit plays an integtral part of the day's events.
Dallas went on to lose 10-6 against Philadelphia as Tony Romo threw 3 INTs and lost 2 Fumbles. Greg Reedy's fantasy team lost the championship game with his poor performance. He commented on this game with his NFC Recap:
"The most frustrating game of the year for me. There's one person to blame for me losing this week. Jessica Simpson. Simpson is now dating Tony Romo and decided that this week would be the first game that she would watch him play. Romo was obviously nervous and played the worst game possibly ever. If he had played even a decent game, I'd probably win. Jessica Simpson probably doesn't even know what fantasy football is."
The Dallas fans were not happy with her appearance and the sports world was enamoured over the "Jessica Jinx" that knocked Dallas out of Home Field Advantage in the playoffs. Cowboys WR Terrell Owens, proving that no NFL story is relevant without TO's opinion, told her to back off his man. Even on Romo's weekly Dallas sports radio show the co-host commented that Ashlee Simpson looked hotter. Personally I wouldn't touch either even if Nick Lachey was holding the pole.
Simpson understood that her public appearance deterred from her boyfriend's performance, thus refrained from attending further Cowboys games, including the divisional playoff game against the New York Giants. However with the team's permission, Romo and Simpson attended a romantic getaway in Cabo, Mexico leading to more ridicule from the sports world.
Romo proceeded to make a quick exit from the playoffs against the Giants with his final pass intercepted and an offseason with a high maintenance popstar actress. She had suggested having Romo sing a duet with her on her upcoming "country themed" album, which would no doubt bomb considering the only musical experience Tony's had was singing Journey with Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell.
The final chapter of this trainwreck saga involved Tony asking Jessica to accompany him to a hunting trip as punishment for the unwanted attention and tooling out. She refused, and also refused to move from Hollywood while Romo refused to move as well. Realizing a smart QB decision when he makes one, Romo ceremoniously dumped her this past week.
Jessica Simpson, your boots are made for walking. So walk your pink jerseyed-ass out of our football discussions.
As for Romo, his new bachelor status will be kept in clean condition until a new pop singer/actress gets his attention and an early start to golfing.
Hey, I heard Amy Winehouse is available these days. Ya never know!
Case in point from last year when Romo was dating country singer Carrie Underwood. While the relationship didn't last long, it lead to the infamous field goal mishandle by him and a quick exit against Seattle in the 2007 playoffs.
That was nothing compared to the soulcrushing experience of Jessica Simpson.
Romo and Simpson had started dating around November 2007 with Dallas as the top team in the NFC. Romo was also the starting QB for the Ridgeway Rockets, the fantasy football team of Monday Hangover co-writer Greg Reedy. Reedy's team found a way to make it to the championship game of his league and a potential payoff with knee-high trophy.
It was on Week 15, Dallas against Philadelphia, where Simpson was in the stands to root on her boy toy QB:
First let's note that she is wearing a pink sports jersey. While not across the board, a pink sports jersey is a marketing success but a fan displeasure. It's been documented of my hatred of pink sports jerseys, and it's fitting that this outfit plays an integtral part of the day's events.
Dallas went on to lose 10-6 against Philadelphia as Tony Romo threw 3 INTs and lost 2 Fumbles. Greg Reedy's fantasy team lost the championship game with his poor performance. He commented on this game with his NFC Recap:
"The most frustrating game of the year for me. There's one person to blame for me losing this week. Jessica Simpson. Simpson is now dating Tony Romo and decided that this week would be the first game that she would watch him play. Romo was obviously nervous and played the worst game possibly ever. If he had played even a decent game, I'd probably win. Jessica Simpson probably doesn't even know what fantasy football is."
The Dallas fans were not happy with her appearance and the sports world was enamoured over the "Jessica Jinx" that knocked Dallas out of Home Field Advantage in the playoffs. Cowboys WR Terrell Owens, proving that no NFL story is relevant without TO's opinion, told her to back off his man. Even on Romo's weekly Dallas sports radio show the co-host commented that Ashlee Simpson looked hotter. Personally I wouldn't touch either even if Nick Lachey was holding the pole.
Simpson understood that her public appearance deterred from her boyfriend's performance, thus refrained from attending further Cowboys games, including the divisional playoff game against the New York Giants. However with the team's permission, Romo and Simpson attended a romantic getaway in Cabo, Mexico leading to more ridicule from the sports world.
Romo proceeded to make a quick exit from the playoffs against the Giants with his final pass intercepted and an offseason with a high maintenance popstar actress. She had suggested having Romo sing a duet with her on her upcoming "country themed" album, which would no doubt bomb considering the only musical experience Tony's had was singing Journey with Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell.
The final chapter of this trainwreck saga involved Tony asking Jessica to accompany him to a hunting trip as punishment for the unwanted attention and tooling out. She refused, and also refused to move from Hollywood while Romo refused to move as well. Realizing a smart QB decision when he makes one, Romo ceremoniously dumped her this past week.
Jessica Simpson, your boots are made for walking. So walk your pink jerseyed-ass out of our football discussions.
As for Romo, his new bachelor status will be kept in clean condition until a new pop singer/actress gets his attention and an early start to golfing.
Hey, I heard Amy Winehouse is available these days. Ya never know!
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