Week 9 AFC Recap
By Gary Ashley
AFC Correspondent/Comic Book Guy
WORST. FOOTBALL WEEK. EVER. Not only did I not get any picks right also, but I even held out on this column for one night to see if Andy Walter made The List. To the trainwreck!
Cincinnati at Baltimore - #1 rule of Week 9: If your team gives up 14 points in the first quarter, the game is over. Such was the case of the Cincinasty Bengals fumbling on the opening kickoff and the one posession later getting housed with an interception returned for a TD by the Ravens. As much as we tried to mention him, Ocho Cinco *Mariachi Music* received 4 catches for only 32 yds. After that quick burst of offense in the first quarter the Ravens stuttered on offense relying on the unreliables, aka 4 FGs. Baltimore takes first place of the AFC North while Pittsburgh wants a trade. 2000 Baltimore Ravens 26, 2000 Cincinnatti Bengals 20
Tennessee at Jacksonville - Was I high when I picked TN to win this game? Apperently so as they got lambasted by some football in Florida, according to ESPN. The band will not be in attendance this week for the Vince Young era as the band wagon flipped over and kareened off a cliff, going 15/36 for 163 yds, 1 TD, and 3 INTs. Jacksonville is in a bit of a QB controversey with David Gerrard and the injured Byron Leftwich, as Gerrard threw 3 TDs in their huge win. Wow, I wish someone would replace an injured QB for the Steelers. That Florida Team 37, Krunk Kerry Collins 7
Indianapolis at New England - Forgive me, Peyton, for I have sinned. This will be the very last week that I speak of "New England" and "winning" against the Colts this season. Fortunately Indy's defense graced me with the esteemed honor of putting Tom Brady on THE LIST for the first time this season! Tom Brady played more like Greg Brady out there as he went 20/35 for 201 yds and 4 INTs, two of them to Colts Linebacker Cato June. Peyton cashed in his Mastercard and got his TGI Friday's shirt autographed by the cook with 20/36 for 326 yds, 2 TDs and 1 INT. This also marks the 3rd straight game Peyton has thrown for more than 300 yards. In addition, he was not spotted this weekend drunk with an unnamed hottie sporting the classic drunk QB face unlike Brother Eli. Kerry Collins, well, it's Any Given (Sun)day for him. THE UNDEFEATED COLTS (SUCK IT 76 DOLPHINS!) 27, Tom Brady's Day Off 20
THE LIST
(of players to vote out of office Tuesday)
TOM BRADY - 20/35 for 201 yds, 4 INTs - This game was on NBC Sunday night, which means a LOT of people saw him mess up.
Vince Young - 15/36 for 163 yds, 1 TD, 3 INTs - Once he gets traded he'll be MVP worthy.
Rex Grossman - 18/42 for 210 yds, 1 TD, 3 INTs, 1 Fumble - Undefeated season ended by the friggin Dolphins. Had they played Arizona again they would have won.
Ben Rothlisberger - 38/54 for 433 yds, 1 TD, 3 INTs - Hey remember when Freddy Sanchez won the NL Batting Title for the Pirates this season?
Andrew Walter - 16/35 for 166 yds, Sacked 9 times by Seattle - Even on Monday nights you are not safe from The List.
Honorable Mention - Oakland Defensive End Tyler Brayton self-defense-class kneeing Seattle Tight End Jerramy Stevens in the nuts on Monday Night Football. Oakland has yet to score a single point on Monday night this entire season.
AFC Correspondent/Comic Book Guy
WORST. FOOTBALL WEEK. EVER. Not only did I not get any picks right also, but I even held out on this column for one night to see if Andy Walter made The List. To the trainwreck!
Cincinnati at Baltimore - #1 rule of Week 9: If your team gives up 14 points in the first quarter, the game is over. Such was the case of the Cincinasty Bengals fumbling on the opening kickoff and the one posession later getting housed with an interception returned for a TD by the Ravens. As much as we tried to mention him, Ocho Cinco *Mariachi Music* received 4 catches for only 32 yds. After that quick burst of offense in the first quarter the Ravens stuttered on offense relying on the unreliables, aka 4 FGs. Baltimore takes first place of the AFC North while Pittsburgh wants a trade. 2000 Baltimore Ravens 26, 2000 Cincinnatti Bengals 20
Tennessee at Jacksonville - Was I high when I picked TN to win this game? Apperently so as they got lambasted by some football in Florida, according to ESPN. The band will not be in attendance this week for the Vince Young era as the band wagon flipped over and kareened off a cliff, going 15/36 for 163 yds, 1 TD, and 3 INTs. Jacksonville is in a bit of a QB controversey with David Gerrard and the injured Byron Leftwich, as Gerrard threw 3 TDs in their huge win. Wow, I wish someone would replace an injured QB for the Steelers. That Florida Team 37, Krunk Kerry Collins 7
Indianapolis at New England - Forgive me, Peyton, for I have sinned. This will be the very last week that I speak of "New England" and "winning" against the Colts this season. Fortunately Indy's defense graced me with the esteemed honor of putting Tom Brady on THE LIST for the first time this season! Tom Brady played more like Greg Brady out there as he went 20/35 for 201 yds and 4 INTs, two of them to Colts Linebacker Cato June. Peyton cashed in his Mastercard and got his TGI Friday's shirt autographed by the cook with 20/36 for 326 yds, 2 TDs and 1 INT. This also marks the 3rd straight game Peyton has thrown for more than 300 yards. In addition, he was not spotted this weekend drunk with an unnamed hottie sporting the classic drunk QB face unlike Brother Eli. Kerry Collins, well, it's Any Given (Sun)day for him. THE UNDEFEATED COLTS (SUCK IT 76 DOLPHINS!) 27, Tom Brady's Day Off 20
THE LIST
(of players to vote out of office Tuesday)
TOM BRADY - 20/35 for 201 yds, 4 INTs - This game was on NBC Sunday night, which means a LOT of people saw him mess up.
Vince Young - 15/36 for 163 yds, 1 TD, 3 INTs - Once he gets traded he'll be MVP worthy.
Rex Grossman - 18/42 for 210 yds, 1 TD, 3 INTs, 1 Fumble - Undefeated season ended by the friggin Dolphins. Had they played Arizona again they would have won.
Ben Rothlisberger - 38/54 for 433 yds, 1 TD, 3 INTs - Hey remember when Freddy Sanchez won the NL Batting Title for the Pirates this season?
Andrew Walter - 16/35 for 166 yds, Sacked 9 times by Seattle - Even on Monday nights you are not safe from The List.
Honorable Mention - Oakland Defensive End Tyler Brayton self-defense-class kneeing Seattle Tight End Jerramy Stevens in the nuts on Monday Night Football. Oakland has yet to score a single point on Monday night this entire season.
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