Week 10 AFC Recap
By Gary Ashley
AFC Correspondent/Busy man
Yes, we've hit the November lull here at the Hangover and with it comes the second half of the season waiting for playoffs to arrive. No picks this week since our records have been crap, so it's open forum time. To the games!
San Diego vs. Cincinnati - Word association time. I say "scoring lots of points but losing", you say "US Basketball team". San Diemus and Cincy combined for 90 total points on Sunday, awarding each fan a free extra value meal at McDonalds. Martyball felt more like Powerball as Philip Rivers passed for 3 TDs and LaDainian Tomlinson rushed for 4 TDs, no doubt securing a playoff birth for your fantasy team this week. The Bengals started with a 21-0 lead thanks to Johnson & Johnson & Johnson (Jeremi, Rudi, and Ocho respectively.) Still according to Tecmo Bowl rules, it comes down to who scores last. San Diemus takes the win, Bengals break the controller in frustration. Bo Jackson 49, Rest of Team 41
Buffalo at Indianapolis - The Colts saw what happened to da Bears last week losing to Miami. That wasn't going to happen because they are who they thought they were. Peyton Manning only had 1 TD added with 236 yards passing. A stifeled offense highlights by J.P. Loserman's massive stat line of 9/13 for 83 yards. Buffalo's only touchdown was a fumble recovery, the rest were field goals. Thankfully the Colts held on and once again tell the '76 Dolphins to suck it. THE UNDEFEATED COLTS 17, The soccer team 16
Kansas City at Miami - I bet your dad fell asleep watching this game. After the initial burst of offense from the Dolphins in the first half with 2 FGs and a Ronnie Brown rushing TD, that was all they needed holding off KC the rest of the game. After that, it felt like a bad round of Sunday afternoon movies on the weeks where no athletic competitions are being held, such as transition weeks during sports seasons and figure skating. Harrington may have been born a Lion, but then again they found ways to win every so often. South Florida Legend Killers 13, KC Snoozefest 10
THE LIST
(Of QBs not going to Hawaii this week)
David Gerrard - 15/34 for 214 yds, 4 INTs - QB controversy is over in Jacksonville.
Eli Manning - 14/32 for 121 yds, 2 INTs, 1 lost Fumble - The newest enshriner of the Drunk QB Hall of Fame played like one on Sunday.
Andy Walter - 18/33 for 214 yds, 2 lost Fumbles - Elway never fumbled the ball on his winning drives.
Mark Brunell - 16/31 for 132 yds, 1 INT - It's about that time in the season where Washington grabs a hold of its own throats and barely makes the playoffs.
J.P. Loserman - 9/13 for 83 yds - Fantasy Team Poison. And you almost beat the Colts with these stats?
AFC Correspondent/Busy man
Yes, we've hit the November lull here at the Hangover and with it comes the second half of the season waiting for playoffs to arrive. No picks this week since our records have been crap, so it's open forum time. To the games!
San Diego vs. Cincinnati - Word association time. I say "scoring lots of points but losing", you say "US Basketball team". San Diemus and Cincy combined for 90 total points on Sunday, awarding each fan a free extra value meal at McDonalds. Martyball felt more like Powerball as Philip Rivers passed for 3 TDs and LaDainian Tomlinson rushed for 4 TDs, no doubt securing a playoff birth for your fantasy team this week. The Bengals started with a 21-0 lead thanks to Johnson & Johnson & Johnson (Jeremi, Rudi, and Ocho respectively.) Still according to Tecmo Bowl rules, it comes down to who scores last. San Diemus takes the win, Bengals break the controller in frustration. Bo Jackson 49, Rest of Team 41
Buffalo at Indianapolis - The Colts saw what happened to da Bears last week losing to Miami. That wasn't going to happen because they are who they thought they were. Peyton Manning only had 1 TD added with 236 yards passing. A stifeled offense highlights by J.P. Loserman's massive stat line of 9/13 for 83 yards. Buffalo's only touchdown was a fumble recovery, the rest were field goals. Thankfully the Colts held on and once again tell the '76 Dolphins to suck it. THE UNDEFEATED COLTS 17, The soccer team 16
Kansas City at Miami - I bet your dad fell asleep watching this game. After the initial burst of offense from the Dolphins in the first half with 2 FGs and a Ronnie Brown rushing TD, that was all they needed holding off KC the rest of the game. After that, it felt like a bad round of Sunday afternoon movies on the weeks where no athletic competitions are being held, such as transition weeks during sports seasons and figure skating. Harrington may have been born a Lion, but then again they found ways to win every so often. South Florida Legend Killers 13, KC Snoozefest 10
THE LIST
(Of QBs not going to Hawaii this week)
David Gerrard - 15/34 for 214 yds, 4 INTs - QB controversy is over in Jacksonville.
Eli Manning - 14/32 for 121 yds, 2 INTs, 1 lost Fumble - The newest enshriner of the Drunk QB Hall of Fame played like one on Sunday.
Andy Walter - 18/33 for 214 yds, 2 lost Fumbles - Elway never fumbled the ball on his winning drives.
Mark Brunell - 16/31 for 132 yds, 1 INT - It's about that time in the season where Washington grabs a hold of its own throats and barely makes the playoffs.
J.P. Loserman - 9/13 for 83 yds - Fantasy Team Poison. And you almost beat the Colts with these stats?
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