Week 12 NFC Recap
By Greg Reedy
NFC Correspondent/I gave the turkey to the dog
Thanksgiving has come and gone but the NFL Network lingers on with Thursday night football. Now with Bryant Gumbel boring us all and Cris Collinsworth criticizing us all! But alas, none of those game will make the cut. What a shame. Here's what week 12 looked like.
San Francisco at St. Louis - The 49ers had a chance to win in this game of two mediocre teams. Just like in 2000, someone in Gore had a big day, probably should have won, but lost in the final minute. St. Louis Yams 20, San Francisco forty-noodles 17
New Orleans at Atlanta - Mike Vick showed his charity to the Atlanta fans by giving them not one but two birds on this Thanksgiving weekend. Then he gave $10,000 to everyone's favorite charity, the NFL. Meanwhile, a football game was played here and the Saints promptly scored on a Hail Mary which atones for 7 years ago, when the Saints were beat by the Browns on a Hail Mary which prompted Don Criqui to scream at the top of his lungs, "THE CLEVELAND BROWNS HAVE WON THE GAME!" New Orleans Saint Stuffings 31, Atlanta Dirty Birds 13
Green Bay at Seattle - Yuk. That's about the only appropriate way to describe this cure for insomnia. Fortunately, I had to work and missed the game but I shouldn't criticize Seattle because since 3 of my guys were from Seattle this week, I went and won this week. Seattle Para-Medics 34, Green Bay Favres 24
Fantasy Thrills and Spills:
Thrills: Tony Romo, obviously.
Spills: Rex Grossman didn't even start in my league. Unfortunately, he did start for the Bears.
Random slabs of Cranberry Sauce: Mike Vanderjagt was cut by the Cowboys for a guy that got beat out by a rookie in New England during training camp. This prompted Gary at the time to yell "MIKE VANDERJAGT GOT CUT FOR MARTIN GRAMATICA!" At the time, I laughed. Little did I know he had ESP-N. The fantasy team won to finish the regular season at 8-4. I'm the No. 3 seed in the playoffs which start this week. Let's see how it goes.
NFC Correspondent/I gave the turkey to the dog
Thanksgiving has come and gone but the NFL Network lingers on with Thursday night football. Now with Bryant Gumbel boring us all and Cris Collinsworth criticizing us all! But alas, none of those game will make the cut. What a shame. Here's what week 12 looked like.
San Francisco at St. Louis - The 49ers had a chance to win in this game of two mediocre teams. Just like in 2000, someone in Gore had a big day, probably should have won, but lost in the final minute. St. Louis Yams 20, San Francisco forty-noodles 17
New Orleans at Atlanta - Mike Vick showed his charity to the Atlanta fans by giving them not one but two birds on this Thanksgiving weekend. Then he gave $10,000 to everyone's favorite charity, the NFL. Meanwhile, a football game was played here and the Saints promptly scored on a Hail Mary which atones for 7 years ago, when the Saints were beat by the Browns on a Hail Mary which prompted Don Criqui to scream at the top of his lungs, "THE CLEVELAND BROWNS HAVE WON THE GAME!" New Orleans Saint Stuffings 31, Atlanta Dirty Birds 13
Green Bay at Seattle - Yuk. That's about the only appropriate way to describe this cure for insomnia. Fortunately, I had to work and missed the game but I shouldn't criticize Seattle because since 3 of my guys were from Seattle this week, I went and won this week. Seattle Para-Medics 34, Green Bay Favres 24
Fantasy Thrills and Spills:
Thrills: Tony Romo, obviously.
Spills: Rex Grossman didn't even start in my league. Unfortunately, he did start for the Bears.
Random slabs of Cranberry Sauce: Mike Vanderjagt was cut by the Cowboys for a guy that got beat out by a rookie in New England during training camp. This prompted Gary at the time to yell "MIKE VANDERJAGT GOT CUT FOR MARTIN GRAMATICA!" At the time, I laughed. Little did I know he had ESP-N. The fantasy team won to finish the regular season at 8-4. I'm the No. 3 seed in the playoffs which start this week. Let's see how it goes.
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