AFC Game Previews for Week 1
While I'm a bit irritated over Reedy being able to cover the 2nd matchup of Espanol Futbol El Sucko to determine El Que Aspira El La mayorÃa, the AFC games for Hangover coverage this week maintain a small shred of intrigue like the cheese on Chef Boyardee pizza.
Hope vs. Hype - Buffalo at New England- Judas P. Losman comes into New England to face SI's second coming, Tom Brady. Coming off their 7th consecutive Super Bowl victory according to SI, New England hopes to put the total hurt on the Bills in an effort to get Tom Brady's wife in the swimsuit edition. Marv Levy's wife, a thankful absence in the issue. Gary Says: New England by double digits. Sports Illusionrated says: New England 106, Buffalo 3
The Mega Disasters Collide - New Orleans at Cleveland - One is a team recovering last year from a major disaster that left the city and team questioning their future. The other, is the New Orleans Saints. The Sainted Love is back with noticeable signs of improvement with both Drew Brees and Reggie Bush on the team. As for the Browns, starting for the injury-plagued roster at nose tackle will be a cardboard standup of Jenny McCarthy. McCarthyism is back in Cleveland! Gary Says: Saints might get an opening day win, unless Cleveland relies on the Phil Dawson 3. For now, he picks the Saints.
Gas up the Cart - NJ Jets at Tennessee - Call your bookie right now and request 5-1 odds that a quarterback will be injured in this game. Call your bookie again and tell him to place 1-78 odds that Jets fans will scream at the new rookie head coach regardless of win or loss. Should Billy Bo Bob Volek gets injured, he at least can rely on both Vince Young and Kerry Collins. The Jets will have Chad Pennington, and should he get injured rely on Kellen Clemens (WHO?) and Patrick Ramsey. In short: Pennington gets injured, there goes your season. Gary Says: The Jets, but only if Pennington doesn't leave the game at all.
Hope vs. Hype - Buffalo at New England- Judas P. Losman comes into New England to face SI's second coming, Tom Brady. Coming off their 7th consecutive Super Bowl victory according to SI, New England hopes to put the total hurt on the Bills in an effort to get Tom Brady's wife in the swimsuit edition. Marv Levy's wife, a thankful absence in the issue. Gary Says: New England by double digits. Sports Illusionrated says: New England 106, Buffalo 3
The Mega Disasters Collide - New Orleans at Cleveland - One is a team recovering last year from a major disaster that left the city and team questioning their future. The other, is the New Orleans Saints. The Sainted Love is back with noticeable signs of improvement with both Drew Brees and Reggie Bush on the team. As for the Browns, starting for the injury-plagued roster at nose tackle will be a cardboard standup of Jenny McCarthy. McCarthyism is back in Cleveland! Gary Says: Saints might get an opening day win, unless Cleveland relies on the Phil Dawson 3. For now, he picks the Saints.
Gas up the Cart - NJ Jets at Tennessee - Call your bookie right now and request 5-1 odds that a quarterback will be injured in this game. Call your bookie again and tell him to place 1-78 odds that Jets fans will scream at the new rookie head coach regardless of win or loss. Should Billy Bo Bob Volek gets injured, he at least can rely on both Vince Young and Kerry Collins. The Jets will have Chad Pennington, and should he get injured rely on Kellen Clemens (WHO?) and Patrick Ramsey. In short: Pennington gets injured, there goes your season. Gary Says: The Jets, but only if Pennington doesn't leave the game at all.
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