Monday Hangover

Saturday, September 16, 2006

AFC Week 2 Game Previews

Cleveland at Cincinnati – Chicken dancing withstanding, the annual Ohio Football Family Reunion happens this week in the NFL with hearty amounts of casserole, QB incapacitation, sack racing, and teabagging. Only 6 more weeks until Cleveland looks forward to next season. Gary Says: Cincy by more than 10, with Chad Johnson doing the chicken dance in the end zone regardless of TD.

Houston at Indianapolis – Houston will be playing this game like a Comcast repairman: lousy, incompetent, bringing the wrong tools, and falling asleep on your couch by the 2nd half. Indy will be looking for a High-Definition beatdown while David Carr looks up at the new lights from the ground.
Gary Says: Carr gets sacked more than 5 times and Indy wins easily.

New England at NY Jets – ESPN’s Sports Guy dumped Brady for Pennington. SportsIllusionrated claims Brady will return from an off week. Midgets will fly out of your computer and smack you with a wiffleball bat. Am I watching a bad episode of Passions turned NFL on Sunday? Neither QB is returning my phone calls or candygrams.
Gary Says: If Pennington plays like all other weeks and/or gets injured, New England wins this game by less than a touchdown. If he doesn’t, expect a blowout.

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