Week 13 NFC Recap
By Greg Reedy
NFC Correspondent/3rd string NFL quarterback
San Francisco at New Orleans – The 49ers yet again revert to their 2005 form with a pretty pathetic showing in the Crescent City. Hey, at least Antonio Bryant (OF PITT) had a long touchdown catch. Reggie Bush had a whopping four touchdowns for the Saints to justify taking him with the second pick and to try and make everyone forget about Marques Colston. It’s also the first time citizens of New Orleans have cheered for someone with the last name Bush in a while. I’ll leave it at that. The team that got Reggie Bush 34, the team that could have had Reggie Bush if it would have tanked last year 10
Arizona at St. Louis – Pat Summerall announced this game so in honor, we will describe this game as Mr. Summerall would have.
Touchdown Arizona.
Flag on the play.
Leinart back to throw.
Touchdown, Larry Fitzgerald (OF PITT)
Bulger (OF CENTRAL CATHOLIC) back to throw.
Interception, St. Louis Cardinals, I mean Arizona.
Dennis Green here coaching the Vikings.
Kurt Warner’s playing for the wrong team.
And so on and so forth. Arizona wins and hereby has to drop out of the Heisman race. St. Louis Cardinals 34, St. Louis Rams 20.
Dallas at NY Giants - I think Bill Parcells should make some of my life decisions or play the lottery for me. Because he's been on quite a hot streak out of light. First, he puts Tony Romo in and then Martin Gramatica hits the game-winner today against those lovely Giants. He really needs to play the lottery for me. Meanwhile, the Giants will blame the loss on the media for writing on their notepads during the winning field goal and especially blame ESPN for sending hottie McDotties such as Rachel Nichols to cover the team and therefore distract them from the task at hand. Actually, in that case they do have a point. I'd be distracted if Rachel Nichols was always around too. What a redhead. Dallas Waiver Wires 23, New York Post 20
My fantasy team’s getting pasted this week. That’s very sad.
Fantasy thrills and spills:
Thrills: Reggie Bush (4 touchdowns all announced by Kenny Albert, YESH, JR.)
Spills: Rex Grossman (less than 40 yds, 3 INT)
Random notes: Denver can't be on Sunday Night anymore this season. Teams are only allowed on four times. Don't expect the Steelers to be on there anymore. NBC just changed their outtro replay graphic for the THIRD time this season. Denver has turned it over 5 times and the game isn't even over yet.
NFC Correspondent/3rd string NFL quarterback
San Francisco at New Orleans – The 49ers yet again revert to their 2005 form with a pretty pathetic showing in the Crescent City. Hey, at least Antonio Bryant (OF PITT) had a long touchdown catch. Reggie Bush had a whopping four touchdowns for the Saints to justify taking him with the second pick and to try and make everyone forget about Marques Colston. It’s also the first time citizens of New Orleans have cheered for someone with the last name Bush in a while. I’ll leave it at that. The team that got Reggie Bush 34, the team that could have had Reggie Bush if it would have tanked last year 10
Arizona at St. Louis – Pat Summerall announced this game so in honor, we will describe this game as Mr. Summerall would have.
Touchdown Arizona.
Flag on the play.
Leinart back to throw.
Touchdown, Larry Fitzgerald (OF PITT)
Bulger (OF CENTRAL CATHOLIC) back to throw.
Interception, St. Louis Cardinals, I mean Arizona.
Dennis Green here coaching the Vikings.
Kurt Warner’s playing for the wrong team.
And so on and so forth. Arizona wins and hereby has to drop out of the Heisman race. St. Louis Cardinals 34, St. Louis Rams 20.
Dallas at NY Giants - I think Bill Parcells should make some of my life decisions or play the lottery for me. Because he's been on quite a hot streak out of light. First, he puts Tony Romo in and then Martin Gramatica hits the game-winner today against those lovely Giants. He really needs to play the lottery for me. Meanwhile, the Giants will blame the loss on the media for writing on their notepads during the winning field goal and especially blame ESPN for sending hottie McDotties such as Rachel Nichols to cover the team and therefore distract them from the task at hand. Actually, in that case they do have a point. I'd be distracted if Rachel Nichols was always around too. What a redhead. Dallas Waiver Wires 23, New York Post 20
My fantasy team’s getting pasted this week. That’s very sad.
Fantasy thrills and spills:
Thrills: Reggie Bush (4 touchdowns all announced by Kenny Albert, YESH, JR.)
Spills: Rex Grossman (less than 40 yds, 3 INT)
Random notes: Denver can't be on Sunday Night anymore this season. Teams are only allowed on four times. Don't expect the Steelers to be on there anymore. NBC just changed their outtro replay graphic for the THIRD time this season. Denver has turned it over 5 times and the game isn't even over yet.
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