Week 14 NFC Recap
By Greg Reedy
NFC Correspondent/St. Louis Ram special-teamer
Week 14 is in the books and sadly now there will be double the dosage of games on the NFL network. Yippie freakin skippie. It was a pretty dull week in the JV conference. Let’s do it.
NY Giants at Carolina – We had unexpected hilariousness over the fact Chris Weinke was the starter for Carolina in this game. Well, Weinke didn’t come up with anything special other than a few interceptions and even more reasons for us to make fun of his last name. By the way, Weinke is like 1-17 as a starter. What a good player. The Giants managed to stop fighting with each other for a week in order to win even though Plaxico Burress still is wondering why Eli Manning didn’t get him the ball. Then again, he’s still wondering why Big Ben didn’t get him the ball during the AFC Title game in 2005. Ouch. G-Men 27 Carolina Weinkes 13
Green Bay at San Francisco – This game would have been good in 1998. But the problem is that it’s 2006 and no one outside of Packerland or computerland saw this game. Brett Favre threw some touchdowns while Alex Smith threw some interceptions. Not too much going on in this game except Green Bay won, Mike Nolan wore the suit for the second time and Donald Driver is apparently a good receiver. Green Bay Cheddars 30, San Francisco “Dude, where’s my Dells” 19
New Orleans at Dallas – I’m guessing TO wasn’t paying much attention to the gameplan this week. Neither was Dallas’ defense. Drew Brees had massive amounts of touchdowns, yards and finger-licking as Tony Romo indeed proves you can play a game, even for Bill Parcells. Also, Romo got his gameplan from Jessica Simpson, not Parcells. At least it wasn’t Ashlee Simpson. By the way, the Saints were kneeling on the ball in the fourth quarter to prevent a pity score. Yep, Dallas is a real good team. Real good. New Orleans “For Real” Saints 42 Dallas “not yet champs” Cowboys 17
Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio both wore suits this week and Del Rio ran through the Colts. (literally) In fantasy news, my team was outted from the playoffs last week, so this week was a bye. Next week I play last year’s league champions (who just happens to be the league commissioner and my former boss) in what has been dubbed “The Jell-O bowl.” YES.
NFC Correspondent/St. Louis Ram special-teamer
Week 14 is in the books and sadly now there will be double the dosage of games on the NFL network. Yippie freakin skippie. It was a pretty dull week in the JV conference. Let’s do it.
NY Giants at Carolina – We had unexpected hilariousness over the fact Chris Weinke was the starter for Carolina in this game. Well, Weinke didn’t come up with anything special other than a few interceptions and even more reasons for us to make fun of his last name. By the way, Weinke is like 1-17 as a starter. What a good player. The Giants managed to stop fighting with each other for a week in order to win even though Plaxico Burress still is wondering why Eli Manning didn’t get him the ball. Then again, he’s still wondering why Big Ben didn’t get him the ball during the AFC Title game in 2005. Ouch. G-Men 27 Carolina Weinkes 13
Green Bay at San Francisco – This game would have been good in 1998. But the problem is that it’s 2006 and no one outside of Packerland or computerland saw this game. Brett Favre threw some touchdowns while Alex Smith threw some interceptions. Not too much going on in this game except Green Bay won, Mike Nolan wore the suit for the second time and Donald Driver is apparently a good receiver. Green Bay Cheddars 30, San Francisco “Dude, where’s my Dells” 19
New Orleans at Dallas – I’m guessing TO wasn’t paying much attention to the gameplan this week. Neither was Dallas’ defense. Drew Brees had massive amounts of touchdowns, yards and finger-licking as Tony Romo indeed proves you can play a game, even for Bill Parcells. Also, Romo got his gameplan from Jessica Simpson, not Parcells. At least it wasn’t Ashlee Simpson. By the way, the Saints were kneeling on the ball in the fourth quarter to prevent a pity score. Yep, Dallas is a real good team. Real good. New Orleans “For Real” Saints 42 Dallas “not yet champs” Cowboys 17
Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio both wore suits this week and Del Rio ran through the Colts. (literally) In fantasy news, my team was outted from the playoffs last week, so this week was a bye. Next week I play last year’s league champions (who just happens to be the league commissioner and my former boss) in what has been dubbed “The Jell-O bowl.” YES.
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