Week 6 AFC Recap
Gary Ashley
Pulling a Reedy
St. Louis at Baltimore - St. Louis has been undergoing more injury problems that the Three Stooges fixing a sink. This is more so amplified when rusty Gus Frerotte, former Saber/Golden Hurricane/Redskin/Lion/Bronco/Bengal/Viking/Dolphin...breathe...throws a Listmaking 5 INTs in one game. Truly a gym class all-star in this game. Even with all the freebies the Rams gave to the Ravens, Baltimore's offense led by Kyle Boller (18/30 for 184 yards, 1 INT), in for the injured Steve McNair (that's a surprise) combined for a pathetic 5 field goals to beat the hapless Ramalamahamdams. This game was bowling-shoe ugly. YOUR FINAL: Matt Stover 15 and Ravens 7, Jeff Wilkins 3
Miami at Cleveland - Turning to the other winless team in the AFC featuring the Mouth of the South Joey Porter, they busted out the long sleeves for the trip to Cleveland. Cleveland as of late has scored 30 points in the past few games, no doubt fueled by their Bernie Kozar Motivational Series tapes. On a complete side note, if I hear Rich Eisen say "Cleo Lemon has no quit!" one more time on the NFL.com recap I'm gonna snap him LT style. YEAH MOTHA*****!
Lemon made it a close one going 24/43 for 256 yards, 2 passing TDs, 2 rushing TDs, and 2 INTs while Cleveland's Derek Anderson throws 3 TDs for the win. Joey Porter has not recorded a single sack this year. You moved there cause of the weather. YOUR FINAL: Arena Bowl Brownies 41, Cleo Lemon has no quit 31
Oakland at San Diego - In a great amount of irony, this writeup will be live except on the West Coast. Fantasy football dorks across the nation will be happy as LaDainian Tomlinson rushed 24 times for 198 yards and 4 TDs for the big win. Norv Turner's job is safe for one week. In a brilliant fact provided by NFL.com, Oakland has lost the last 16 games against AFC West opponents. Duke sucks. They would be Super Bowl bound if they played Miami every single week. YOUR FINAL: Ron Burgundy 28, Wes Mantooth 14
THE LIST
1) Gus Frerotte (STL) - 19/36 for 208 yards, 5 INTs - We liked you better when you were with your other 6 previous employers.
2) Brett Favre (GB) - 19/37 for 188 yards, 2 INTs, breaks the all-time interceptions record with 278 - Congress will acknowledge this feat at the congressional water cooler. The game was stopped for 5 hours to show a blooper reel from There's Something About Mary.
3) Tim Rattay (ARI) - 12/24 for 159 yards, 3 INTs - Arizona, your QB shoe is running out of strings. I remember this guy from the prehistoric MH days.
4) Monday Night Football - Week 6 game lowest watched MNF game ever - Even with Jimmy Kimmel in the booth in the 3rd quarter, they should've learned from Dennis Miller and this blog that comedians and football don't mix.
5) Joey Harrington (ATL) - 18/39 for 209 yards, 1 INT - The last time Joey Harrington played this well on monday night was that god-awful halftime segment where he played piano with Blues Traveler.
Pulling a Reedy
St. Louis at Baltimore - St. Louis has been undergoing more injury problems that the Three Stooges fixing a sink. This is more so amplified when rusty Gus Frerotte, former Saber/Golden Hurricane/Redskin/Lion/Bronco/Bengal/Viking/Dolphin...breathe...throws a Listmaking 5 INTs in one game. Truly a gym class all-star in this game. Even with all the freebies the Rams gave to the Ravens, Baltimore's offense led by Kyle Boller (18/30 for 184 yards, 1 INT), in for the injured Steve McNair (that's a surprise) combined for a pathetic 5 field goals to beat the hapless Ramalamahamdams. This game was bowling-shoe ugly. YOUR FINAL: Matt Stover 15 and Ravens 7, Jeff Wilkins 3
Miami at Cleveland - Turning to the other winless team in the AFC featuring the Mouth of the South Joey Porter, they busted out the long sleeves for the trip to Cleveland. Cleveland as of late has scored 30 points in the past few games, no doubt fueled by their Bernie Kozar Motivational Series tapes. On a complete side note, if I hear Rich Eisen say "Cleo Lemon has no quit!" one more time on the NFL.com recap I'm gonna snap him LT style. YEAH MOTHA*****!
Lemon made it a close one going 24/43 for 256 yards, 2 passing TDs, 2 rushing TDs, and 2 INTs while Cleveland's Derek Anderson throws 3 TDs for the win. Joey Porter has not recorded a single sack this year. You moved there cause of the weather. YOUR FINAL: Arena Bowl Brownies 41, Cleo Lemon has no quit 31
Oakland at San Diego - In a great amount of irony, this writeup will be live except on the West Coast. Fantasy football dorks across the nation will be happy as LaDainian Tomlinson rushed 24 times for 198 yards and 4 TDs for the big win. Norv Turner's job is safe for one week. In a brilliant fact provided by NFL.com, Oakland has lost the last 16 games against AFC West opponents. Duke sucks. They would be Super Bowl bound if they played Miami every single week. YOUR FINAL: Ron Burgundy 28, Wes Mantooth 14
THE LIST
1) Gus Frerotte (STL) - 19/36 for 208 yards, 5 INTs - We liked you better when you were with your other 6 previous employers.
2) Brett Favre (GB) - 19/37 for 188 yards, 2 INTs, breaks the all-time interceptions record with 278 - Congress will acknowledge this feat at the congressional water cooler. The game was stopped for 5 hours to show a blooper reel from There's Something About Mary.
3) Tim Rattay (ARI) - 12/24 for 159 yards, 3 INTs - Arizona, your QB shoe is running out of strings. I remember this guy from the prehistoric MH days.
4) Monday Night Football - Week 6 game lowest watched MNF game ever - Even with Jimmy Kimmel in the booth in the 3rd quarter, they should've learned from Dennis Miller and this blog that comedians and football don't mix.
5) Joey Harrington (ATL) - 18/39 for 209 yards, 1 INT - The last time Joey Harrington played this well on monday night was that god-awful halftime segment where he played piano with Blues Traveler.
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