AFC Week 4 Preview
Gary Ashley
AFC Correspondent/Special Teams Lackey
Cleveland at Oakland - Considered to be the NFL Wine Cellar Matchup of the Week as both teams are carrying sub-club records. This also makes the showdown of young quarterbacks playing for crappy teams as Charlie "Quarter Pounder" Frye faces the guy in Section B, Row HH, Seat 578 for Oakland. Gary Says: Cleveland scores a charity win this week with Jerry Porter laughing all the way.
San Diego at Baltimore - Whale's vagina jokes withstanding, the San Diemus Shockers hold a perfect 2-0 record with Philip Rivers not playing like either Joan or Melissa of the same last name. Baltimore has climbed to a 3-0 record under the wing of the original $6 Million Man Steve McNair, who's been repaired more times than you can say "Fiery NASCAR crash." Hopefully that won't describe his level of playing. Gary Says: Dr. Phil Rivers leads the Shockers to victory, McNair gets a fridge magnet stuck to him.
New England at Cincinnati - The ultimate showdown of Steelers bullies happens Sunday Night as John Madden will confuse Tom Brady and Carson *da na na da dah* Palmer by calling both of them Brett Favre. Tom Brady hasn't been playing on his usual overhyped level by SportsIllusionrated while Carson Palmer had a large mixed bag last week. Gary Says: I hate the Patriots more, so I'm picking Cincy.
AFC Correspondent/Special Teams Lackey
Cleveland at Oakland - Considered to be the NFL Wine Cellar Matchup of the Week as both teams are carrying sub-club records. This also makes the showdown of young quarterbacks playing for crappy teams as Charlie "Quarter Pounder" Frye faces the guy in Section B, Row HH, Seat 578 for Oakland. Gary Says: Cleveland scores a charity win this week with Jerry Porter laughing all the way.
San Diego at Baltimore - Whale's vagina jokes withstanding, the San Diemus Shockers hold a perfect 2-0 record with Philip Rivers not playing like either Joan or Melissa of the same last name. Baltimore has climbed to a 3-0 record under the wing of the original $6 Million Man Steve McNair, who's been repaired more times than you can say "Fiery NASCAR crash." Hopefully that won't describe his level of playing. Gary Says: Dr. Phil Rivers leads the Shockers to victory, McNair gets a fridge magnet stuck to him.
New England at Cincinnati - The ultimate showdown of Steelers bullies happens Sunday Night as John Madden will confuse Tom Brady and Carson *da na na da dah* Palmer by calling both of them Brett Favre. Tom Brady hasn't been playing on his usual overhyped level by SportsIllusionrated while Carson Palmer had a large mixed bag last week. Gary Says: I hate the Patriots more, so I'm picking Cincy.
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