Week 5 AFC/NFC Recap
Gary Ashley
AFC Correspondent/Battery Thrower
Needless to say this was not a great week to be a QB. Let's get to the games.
Tennessee at Indianapolis - Who gets this feeling that Indy's either intentionally trying to lose to get some drama back or is actually messing up and it'll only be a matter of time before Indy loses? You know the signs when you're only winning by one point against the Tennessee Beerslugs that maybe some offensive adjustments need to be made in the second half. The Vince Young Era wasn't entirely shown as TN relied heavily on an effective running game that amassed 214 yds. AFC North's first place Colts trump the AFC North's last place Titans after shaming Kerry Collins with a sharpie on the sideline. Peyton Manning with a mustache and toupe 14, Vince Young Era 13
Miami at New England - The other showdown between the first place taking on the last place, this time in the AFC East. Dolphins starter Joey Harrington showed that he was born a Lion throwing 26/41 for 232 yds and 2 INTs, both to Patriots CB Asante Samuel. On any other week that would put him on the list, but be thankful for him that his atrocious numbers weren't good enough to make the list. Tom Brady, fresh off his paid vacation, threw 2 TDs in a rather ho-hum game. Make it a note on your fantasy team not to start any quarterback with "-ington" in their last name. New England Office Pool 20, Miami Goldfish 10
Pittsburgh at San Diego - Tonight's MartyBall winning numbers are: 17, 23, 33, 76, and 88. Bob do I have at least one number right? San Diemus pulled out the powder blue and turned back the clock against the Steelers, whom also turned back the clock to about 1988. While many Steelers are crying out for Charlie Batch to be put in, I however have another theory that I will explain in an upcoming column. Consider this game as the first time the image of Tommy Maddox has soiled the sanctity of this website. Truely a sad day in Pittsburgh. San Diemus Retro Shockers 23, Ben Rothlismaddox 13
THE LIST
1) The Detroit Lions (23 pts allowed in 4th quarter leading to a loss, Kitna 23/42 for 225 yds, 1 pass and 1 rush TD, 3 INTs, 1 lost fumble)
2) Chad "Ty" Pennington (10/17 for 71 yds, 3 INTs)
3) Drew Bedsore (18/38 for 223 yds, 3 INTs)
4) Ben RothlisMaddox (20/31 for 220 yds, 2 INTs)
5) tie - Andy Walter (14/23 for 164 yds, 1 TD, 2 INTs) and Marques Tuiasosopo aka "Samoa Maunapua" (4/9 for 52 yds, 1 TD, 2 INTs)
AFC Correspondent/Battery Thrower
Needless to say this was not a great week to be a QB. Let's get to the games.
Tennessee at Indianapolis - Who gets this feeling that Indy's either intentionally trying to lose to get some drama back or is actually messing up and it'll only be a matter of time before Indy loses? You know the signs when you're only winning by one point against the Tennessee Beerslugs that maybe some offensive adjustments need to be made in the second half. The Vince Young Era wasn't entirely shown as TN relied heavily on an effective running game that amassed 214 yds. AFC North's first place Colts trump the AFC North's last place Titans after shaming Kerry Collins with a sharpie on the sideline. Peyton Manning with a mustache and toupe 14, Vince Young Era 13
Miami at New England - The other showdown between the first place taking on the last place, this time in the AFC East. Dolphins starter Joey Harrington showed that he was born a Lion throwing 26/41 for 232 yds and 2 INTs, both to Patriots CB Asante Samuel. On any other week that would put him on the list, but be thankful for him that his atrocious numbers weren't good enough to make the list. Tom Brady, fresh off his paid vacation, threw 2 TDs in a rather ho-hum game. Make it a note on your fantasy team not to start any quarterback with "-ington" in their last name. New England Office Pool 20, Miami Goldfish 10
Pittsburgh at San Diego - Tonight's MartyBall winning numbers are: 17, 23, 33, 76, and 88. Bob do I have at least one number right? San Diemus pulled out the powder blue and turned back the clock against the Steelers, whom also turned back the clock to about 1988. While many Steelers are crying out for Charlie Batch to be put in, I however have another theory that I will explain in an upcoming column. Consider this game as the first time the image of Tommy Maddox has soiled the sanctity of this website. Truely a sad day in Pittsburgh. San Diemus Retro Shockers 23, Ben Rothlismaddox 13
THE LIST
1) The Detroit Lions (23 pts allowed in 4th quarter leading to a loss, Kitna 23/42 for 225 yds, 1 pass and 1 rush TD, 3 INTs, 1 lost fumble)
2) Chad "Ty" Pennington (10/17 for 71 yds, 3 INTs)
3) Drew Bedsore (18/38 for 223 yds, 3 INTs)
4) Ben RothlisMaddox (20/31 for 220 yds, 2 INTs)
5) tie - Andy Walter (14/23 for 164 yds, 1 TD, 2 INTs) and Marques Tuiasosopo aka "Samoa Maunapua" (4/9 for 52 yds, 1 TD, 2 INTs)
posted by Gary at
8:48 PM
1 Comments:
Those Steeler games, we used to know. Where have zay gone? Where DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID zay go? En bien, raise yer berets, to those Steeler games!
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