Week 9 Picks: There Can Only Be One

This Sunday will feature the most important NFL game in history, larger than any Super Bowl and 500 Pro Bowls combined. The undefeated New England Patriots, headlined by the shiny teeth of Tom Brady, will face the savior of the NFL Peyton Manning and the undefeated Indianapolis Colts. We all know that outside of a handgun or sizeable 18-wheeler, Peyton Manning is the only thing that can stop Tom Brady and vice versa. The '72 Dolphins have the seats for the battle of the universe.

Gary Says: Trusting Joey Porter again, he'll take the Patriots. Which means the Colts will win.

Other NFL News and Notes:

- Jon Kitna's halloween costume of the fat naked arrested Lions assistant coach was certainly the talk of the office this past week. Bonus points on the bitchtits. Best airbrushed pair I've seen this side of Playboy. (Sports by Brooks)

- Former Vikings QB and dickhead Jeff George is in consideration for returning to the NFL after a 6-year "get lost" period. Rest of the world says no. (TwinCities.com)

- Andy Reid's son fumbles about 89 pills, including Valium, from his rectum in an attempt to smuggle them into prison. That's a buttload of drugs. (Philly.com)

Week 9 Picks

Gary Says: New England over Indianapolis because Joey Porter said so, Pittsburgh over Baltimore (MNF), Washington over NYJ

Reedy Says: Denver over Detroit, San Francisco over Atlanta, Dallas over Philadelphia (SNF)