Week 9 NFC recap
By Greg Reedy
NFC guy that would like to have a meaningful game to watch this year at some point
Cowboys - Eagles - Let me get this straight. It was cold out and yet the Eagles wore their white jerseys? Bloody good that was. T.O. returned, won the game, then dressed as Santa to get more booing. McNabb thankfully did not give a McJab to T.O. Maybe he should stop eating McNuggets from McDonald's or that great McCampbell's Chunky Soup. Oh and Tony Romo is very rich and also on my fantasy team. Good for him. Blueshirts 35, Whiteouts 17
49ers – Falcons – The 49ers offense has officially disappeared on the season. By losing to a team led by Joey Harrington, San Fran has now lost six in a row and had their season go in the tank. The best news for Atlanta? No one had to watch this on TV because the game was blacked out a la St. Louis. Ouch. Atlanta Harringtons 20, San Fran Arena Bowlers 16. Watch out for that table.
Lions – Broncos – Jay Cutler injured, Denver doesn’t have a chance. Cutler got a lower leg contusion (isn’t that just a big word for a bruise?) and Denver had to rely on the greatness of Patrick Ramsey to pull out the win. Unfortunately, Ramsey threw the ball to defensive linemen Shaun Rogers, who rumbled, stumbled and took the ball in the end zone in a play that took so long, Kevin Harlan even had to take a breath from screaming about how a man that big could take up the entire third quarter with one play. Jon Kitna did not wear his “naked assistant coach costume” which was a good thing because the Broncos had to go to Wendy’s after the game. Mike Shanahan made them all eat Baked Potatos as their side instead of fries. What is this country coming to? Wendy’s 44, Burger King 7
NFC guy that would like to have a meaningful game to watch this year at some point
Cowboys - Eagles - Let me get this straight. It was cold out and yet the Eagles wore their white jerseys? Bloody good that was. T.O. returned, won the game, then dressed as Santa to get more booing. McNabb thankfully did not give a McJab to T.O. Maybe he should stop eating McNuggets from McDonald's or that great McCampbell's Chunky Soup. Oh and Tony Romo is very rich and also on my fantasy team. Good for him. Blueshirts 35, Whiteouts 17
49ers – Falcons – The 49ers offense has officially disappeared on the season. By losing to a team led by Joey Harrington, San Fran has now lost six in a row and had their season go in the tank. The best news for Atlanta? No one had to watch this on TV because the game was blacked out a la St. Louis. Ouch. Atlanta Harringtons 20, San Fran Arena Bowlers 16. Watch out for that table.
Lions – Broncos – Jay Cutler injured, Denver doesn’t have a chance. Cutler got a lower leg contusion (isn’t that just a big word for a bruise?) and Denver had to rely on the greatness of Patrick Ramsey to pull out the win. Unfortunately, Ramsey threw the ball to defensive linemen Shaun Rogers, who rumbled, stumbled and took the ball in the end zone in a play that took so long, Kevin Harlan even had to take a breath from screaming about how a man that big could take up the entire third quarter with one play. Jon Kitna did not wear his “naked assistant coach costume” which was a good thing because the Broncos had to go to Wendy’s after the game. Mike Shanahan made them all eat Baked Potatos as their side instead of fries. What is this country coming to? Wendy’s 44, Burger King 7
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